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Asian Pornostars don’t shave their Pubes to retain Pheromones, claims Dutch Sex Blogger

Sharon Abreo is a sex blogger from Quebec, Canada, who writes on her blog that if you marry a woman who is deemed unattractive by some standard of society, you will not be content in your marriage.

Sharon believes that the pubic hair retain pheromones for both men and women and she applauds the Asian Pornstars for not shaving their pubic hair.

Sharon believes that the large framed women are evil.

Sharon writes that any woman who has an unattractive physical treatment will always feel insecure; this insecurity will always seep into the relationship.

Sharon tells to stay away from women with saggy breasts, women with wide waists and women with flat buttocks.

Sharon recently wrote the story of a good male friend of her since her college days. She wrote about him that this friend of hers used to be a member of the cult that goes by the name r/semenretention. He used to sleep naked as those guys told him that wearing an underwear increases the likelihood of a wet dream. He went on to the extent of trying the so-called duct-tape method. He used to place the penis with the tip facing upwards towards the stomach. Then took a strip of duct tape and taped his head down covering his urethra and unwrapped the tape around his waist. In short, “Took the foreskin, covered the urethra, and placed tape over it.”

It gave him a strong case of chronic epididymitis, chronic orchitis and retrograde ejaculation after 4 months of doing so.

He believes that his sex life is over now and probably, he will never be able to have children.

South African Psychiatrist Wife Twerks Madly for Her Habibi just like those Hot Cam Models Each Night

Kinkela Caleb from South Africa says that he loves women from big cities as they aren’t very emotional in general.

Both Kinkela and his wife – Abebi, are Psychiatrists. They met each other at a Psychiatry seminar.

Kinkela says that whenever Abebi is in the mood for dancing, she is indirectly indicating that she is in the mood for a fuck. He further says that Abebi can twerk as good as those women in the free hot webcams.

Kinkela travelled almost all of the Middle-East. He says that only if Saudi Arabia becomes a democracy, the Riyadh will turn into the Bangkok of the Middle-East within only a matter of few months.

I don’t know whether it is true or not, but Kinkela recently wrote on his sex blog that he has an Arab neighbouring family and not a single member of the family had an idea that Kinkela speaks fluent Arabic. The woman of the family, whom Kinkela claims is naturally as voluptuous as the Pornstar Kiara Mia, talked dirty to Kinkela in Arabic language while he was having a conversation one day with her telling her that her son could be autistic. She thought that Kinkela doesn’t understand a word of Arabic and kept talking dirty to him in Arabic, only to get fucked in the ass later that night by Kinkela during the absence of her husband.

Kinkela believes that drinking milk with sugar increases libido, especially when done in the night. Also as a Psychiatrist, Kinkela believes that drinking milk straight out of a woman’s boobs relieves depression and suicidal thoughts. He says the higher the level of estrogen of the woman, the more effective this therapy is.

Evolution is the reason why MILFs are getting better at everything including their BJ skills

Bobby Boyle from California believes every real man enjoys smelling pussy more than the greatest perfumes ever.

Bobby’s wife likes pencil dicks but he has a huge one. She only lets him fuck once a month but gives MILF BJ to him twice a day. Rest of the day Bobby fingers her for at least 30 minutes a day, it is mostly until she squirts a whole load on him.

Bobby has a lesbian sister. Looking at the sexual behaviour of his lesbian sister, Bobby has come to the conclusion that the lesbians are most horny during the month of October and looking at the sexual behaviour of his wife and girlfriends, he concludes that the straight women are most horny during the month of August.

Bobby had a big booty dyslexic girl as a girlfriend. He says that she made him believe nobody fucks like a big booty dyslexic girl.

One of Bobby’s sister-in-laws is in an open relationship with twin brothers. They play hide and seek every night (Bobby’s sister-in-law and her twin boyfriends), whichever brother finds her before, gets to have her for the night.

Bobby believes that if one were to believe in evolution, then the human dicks and pussies were never as sensitive as they are nowadays.

Bobby writes on his blog that the government which wants to impose monogamy on the human beings forcefully has been hiding the fact that the changing of sexual partners as often as possible increases the formation of positive hormones in the human bodies while using the same sexual partner all your life (which happens very rarely) does the opposite. He adds that it is a known fact that during cavemen times, both men and women were much stronger physically and had much better immune systems compared to the modern human beings.

Meet Sexy Women for Free and Finger them for 15 Minutes Straight

Jose Levya’s wife is a screenwriter and poet who celebrates with a sex party after each big paycheck. The first time she took a 13 inch BBC all inside her, she fell unconscious. She really has those Lisa Ann tits naturally. She struggled with obesity all her teen years though.

Both Jose and his wife enjoy fucking on the carpet more than they do on the bed. They also prefer sweaty sex and hence, it is very rare that they have an Air Conditioner or Fans on while making love to each other.

Jose Levya brags that he can last till infinity inside a pussy but blowjob makes him cum within minutes.

Jose believes that in the Arab world, sex education used to be the main subject in the Universities there before the advent of Islam.

Jose brags that he never took any loan or credit in his life. He believes that it wouldn’t be so if he didn’t have dating apps to meet sexy women and rather used escort agencies to have fun with women other than his wife, he would be strongly indebted without any doubt.

Jose says that each sexy woman that she meets whether it be his wife, his girlfriends or someone he met through a dating app, he fingers her for 15 minutes straight before fucking her.

Jose says that on the working days can last only 60 minutes in bed and on the holidays can easily last 2 hours.

Jose says that on the working days, he can last only 60 minutes maximum in bed and on the holidays he can easily last for 2 hours. He agrees with all those who say that stress is the biggest barrier in a happy sex life.

Ethnic Bosnian Escorts believe Mumbai is the best place to entertain clients for them

Abid Nevesinjac is a friendly, open-minded, clean and classy gentleman originally from the Bosnian and Herzegovina’s popular city called Mostar. Abid’s whole family left Bosnia and Herzegovina for Turkey in 1991 to save themselves from the impact of the so-called Bosnian war of Independence.

The war indeed had a lot of negative impact on the local population which the Bosnian government and the media buried under the carpets. The government of Bosnia and Herzegovina depicts itself as the victor of the Bosnian War but they never tell you how many lives they lost during that war.

So many Bosnian women had to become prostitutes in order to provide their families with food, clothing and shelter. Hundreds if not thousands of men turned into escort for illegal money of Bosnian politicians, some even travelled to India to become Foreign Escorts in Mumbai.

In short, the Bosnian government and some fanatics changed the old set of problems for a new one. The new problems are much worse than the older ones.

So many Bosnian youngsters are still burning in the desire to take care of some unfinished emotional business. Instead of thinking about how to make money with under-utilized resources of the country, these youngsters think about taking revenge all the time. You would not want a dog to act like a cat and a cat to act like a dog. This is what has happened to the people of Bosnia and Herzegovina after the Bosnian war.

Anyways, Abid Nevesinjac and his family are very happy with their lives in Turkey. Recently, Abid’s dad got a hair transplant done by Dr Tayfun Oguzoglu in Istanbul and he was too worried about the hair transplant density before getting it done. All his worried disappeared once he had a look of himself in the mirror after recovering.

Getting a White Escort in Candolim, Goa was as easy as getting a China-Made Watch on eBay

Whether you get automatically hard in front of your female escort or you have to do it all manually, those White escorts in Goa in general really appreciate it and they love to suck and take a ride on it.

Last time when I was in Candolim, Goa, I hired a White escort girl who looked just like the pornstar Andi James’s daughter – Britt James and I loved my night with her.

She could squirt easily at her own will and I did make her squirt thrice the entire night I was with her.

Avoid damaging the sensitive organs of your escort for the night by handling her with care. Don’t bite her too hard!

Caution: An escort’s pussy can become too hot after you finger it, use care when you are done or you may end up with a burnt dick.

I recently wrote a short parody to the infamous 1983 song by Pat Benatar – Love is a Battlefield:-

We are Horny,

Pussy to Dick,

You are Erect,

I am Wet,

The only Promise,

The only Demand,

Is that you Put your hard dick in,

You are Strong,

Every woman is gonna tell you the same about your schlong,

I have been searching for a dick like that for so long,

Both of us horny,

My pussy itches when I am in a desperate need,

You fuck me till I am sore.”

Those Dusky Arora Female Escorts in South Goa say ‘Namaste’ Before You Climb on Them

I once met a South Goa escort who was a pro share holder. She told me that she never suffered a loss in the past 3 years. She said ‘Namaste‘ before we started making love and then again when she was leaving, she said Namaste to me. She was really such a sweetheart.

She was an Arora beauty with sexy dusky skin. She also had some Rajput and Brahmin blood in her.

She whispered and groaned in my ears while i was spooning her. She had an amazingly flexible body.

She didn’t have any problem with me switching position every other minute and I stayed inside her for about 75 minutes at once. She said that she was still so happy that it seemed that even when I switched the position after every 30 seconds, she would have no issue with it. She also had a great arrangement of ventilation at her apartment which I really appreciated.

I always prefer blue-eyed Indian escort girls because those blue eyes on an Indian woman remind me of my one and only Indian crush – Aishwarya Rai.

Last time, I hired a Celina Jaitley look-alike because that reminded me of my most favorite British pornstar of all times – Sophie Dee.

It is my personal observation that most of the escort providers in India are financially strong and stable.

Even small towns of India are now on par with the major metros of most other nations when it comes to the quality of their escort ladies.

I admit that the nation called India has lower standards when it comes to rest everything but not their escort women.

This Goa Outcall Escort Rides Men for Money on Even Days and Codes on Odd Days

I recently met this Goa outcall escort who only provides her paid companionship on the even days and spends the odd days pursuing her other hobbies, meditating, exercising and coding for a shopping website that she is in the process of building.

She is the daughter of a tile manufacturer from the Indian State of Rajasthan.

She told me that she used to work as an independent escort before she started working for an escort agency. She particularly learnt internet marketing to promote her website, it didn’t work and since then she has been working for a reputed and popular Goan escort agency.

I always hire an escort girl whenever I am having troubles with my girlfriend. Most of the times it is so much fun being with an escort girl that I wish my girlfriend never makes up with me.

I don’t have Peyrone’s disease but I have curved dick, those chics like to call it ‘Noah’s Ark’.

Once when I was in Goa, I needed some beauty with the body of the British Pornstar – Josephine James and the agency didn’t disappoint me at all. She wore a gold chain with a huge locket on it. It was literally a great sight seeing her gold locket touching her sensitive huge nipples while she was riding me cowgirl.

Most of the Goan female escorts belong to the upper Hindu castes and the Muslim ones have mostly Turkish, Pashto or Arabic background.

It is my personal experience that out of all Indian pussies, Bengali pussies smell and taste the best. Also, it is a lot more fun to suck those Bengali nipples.

This Goa Incall Escort Agency donates ‘Lakhs’ of Free Condoms Every Year

I once met a 40 year old mature Goa Incall Escort Housewife with a drum tight pussy. I asked her the secret so that I could pass on the same to my 45 year old wife, the escort told me that it was a Chinese herb but she wasn’t willing to tell the name of that herb.

Her pussy was as wet as a Margao street during the rainy season by the time she undressed herself.

She told me that she had a successful career in computer programming before turning an escort.

This 40 year old mature housewife escort also happened to be one of the admins of r/nosugar. She claims that she didn’t take any sugar in the past 3 years and didn’t drink any alcohol in the past 99 days.

I wanted someone who would scratch my back with her long nails from one hand while stroking my dick with her another hand and kiss me on the lips, all the same time and she really delighted in it.

Her entire body was so sensitive that just a touch of a finger anywhere on her body would give her goosebumps and erect her nipples as well.

One thing that I am yet to find an answer to is that why do the women with big booties can’t get enough of kissing on their men’s nipples and neck and why do the women with big natural breasts can’t get enough of kissing on their men’s lips. If you are a virgin or have never been with a woman with either big breasts or buttcheeks then watch any movie of Nicole Sheridan, Josephine James or Kiara Mia.

Delhi Escort Agencies work as protection shields for their Russian Babes

I believe that female escorts of a nation are its most precious assets and trying to put ban on such precious assets is one of the biggest sins that anyone can commit.

I understand it very well that your wife is like your lifelong fuck toy, but is she even close to an escort when it comes to having fun.

I once ordered a Russian escort in Delhi who really happened to have a body of a clay figurine. She told me that the very first sex that she ever had was with a best male friend of her elder sister. The greatest thing is that her elder sister is not aware of it all till very date. She also told me that she has her own 5 pet dogs, each belonging to a different breed and she also told me that she spends as much money shopping for each of her dog as she does for her personal shopping.

Another time when I was in New Delhi, I ordered a Half-Iranian and Half-Assamese escort, who when kissed me on the lips, I felt like I received an electric shock, she was literally very high voltage. We had vigorous sex which lasted for 150 minutes and we both came right at the same time. She even let me knock her back door.

I believe that high class female escorts are some of the least vulnerable people to the so-called corona aka clown walrus; These high class female escorts only meet high class elite gentlemen who keep themselves sanitized, hygienic and well.

One fun fact in the end: Only cheap escorts let you have sex with them in your car.